Muse - Knights of Cydonia
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- Anal on Males
- Anal on Females
- Breasts
- Breast Expansion
- Weight Gain
- Bondage
- Clothing
- Leather
- Stockings
- Shoe/Boots
- Suit and Tie
- Muscle, Male
- Muscle, Female
- Herm
- Cub
- Baby/Diaper
- Transformation
- Macro/Micro
- Impregnation
- Pregnancy
- Lactation
- Vore
- Paw/Foot
- Incest
- Yuri (F/F)
- Yaoi (M/M)
- Hetero (M/F)
- Bi
- Girly Boys
- Butch Girls
- Mind Control
- Pseudo rape “pretend”
- Uniform
- Orgy
- Subbing/Domming
- Biting
- Cheesecake
- Solo Masturbation
- Scat
- Inflation
- Fat/Pudge
- Tech
- Watersports
- Glasses
- Tentacles
- Oviposition
- Masochism
- Sadism
- Multiple body parts
- Partial Nudity
- Gore/guro
- Snuff
- Hyper
- Zoophilia
- Electricity/e-stim
- She-males
- Cross-dressing
- Skunk spray
- Oral
- Asphyxiation
- Unbirthing
- Cum
- Cumflation
- Cuckolding
- Drugs
- Anonymous
- Double Penetration, or more
- Tail Fucking
- Fisting
well since it’s TMI tuesday or some shit
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We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
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In-ground trampoline! (:
Brilliant!
i must have this.
This way if I fall off I won’t feel like such and idiot.
what’s under there though
id be scared
a pit to hell
There’s one of these on the yard in my neighbourhood. Yup.
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Tom.
El sonido que hacía Jerry cuando Tom lo apretaba para que escupiera el papelillo weon era tan magnífico xddd

volcarona gijinka
noice
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I swear to God, if someone SERIOUSLY falls for this one…
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firetruckyeahianthonypadillax:
emo ian is hot
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*idiotic snorting*
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yummytomatoes is an inspiration
uh huh
helpHELPICANTBEHRHEAHTHE
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idk. dragon. :U
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