renanpereira:

Muse - Knights of Cydonia

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louiseweird:

rudejessie:

1. Anal on Males
2. Anal on Females
3. Breasts 
4. Breast Expansion 
5. Weight Gain 
6. Bondage 
7. Clothing 
8. Leather
9. Stockings 
10. Shoe/Boots 
11. Suit and Tie 
12. Muscle, Male
13. Muscle, Female
14. Herm
15. Cub 
16. Baby/Diaper 
17. Transformation
18. Macro/Micro
19. Impregnation 
20. Pregnancy 
21. Lactation
22. Vore 
23. Paw/Foot 
24. Incest
25. Yuri (F/F) 
26. Yaoi (M/M) 
27. Hetero (M/F) 
28. Bi
29. Girly Boys
30. Butch Girls 
31. Mind Control
32. Pseudo rape “pretend”
33. Uniform
34. Orgy 
35. Subbing/Domming 
36. Biting
37. Cheesecake 
38. Solo Masturbation
39. Scat
40. Inflation
41. Fat/Pudge
42. Tech
43. Watersports 
44. Glasses
45. Tentacles
46. Oviposition
47. Masochism
48. Sadism
49. Multiple body parts
50. Partial Nudity 
51. Gore/guro
52. Snuff
53. Hyper
54. Zoophilia
55. Electricity/e-stim 
56. She-males
57. Cross-dressing
58. Skunk spray
59. Oral 
60. Asphyxiation
61. Unbirthing
62. Cum
63. Cumflation
64. Cuckolding
65. Drugs
66. Anonymous
67. Double Penetration, or more
68. Tail Fucking
69. Fisting 

well since it’s TMI tuesday or some shit

ask away

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The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class 

fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

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discorderlyconduct:

Sweet Sixteen

narrthemagicdragon:

rainbowcalliope:

danceycorpse:

ithinkmyneckisred:

imhereforagood-time:

sweet-southern-hospitality:

In-ground trampoline! (:

Brilliant!

i must have this.

This way if I fall off I won’t feel like such and idiot.

what’s under there though

id be scared

a pit to hell

There’s one of these on the yard in my neighbourhood. Yup.

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greenpirata:

the-bad-moon-rising:

Tom.

El sonido que hacía Jerry cuando Tom lo apretaba para que escupiera el papelillo weon era tan magnífico xddd

thepirateking:

drunkenfist:

volcarona gijinka

noice

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I swear to God, if someone SERIOUSLY falls for this one…

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firetruckyeahianthonypadillax:

emo ian is hot

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wickedredhead:

*idiotic snorting*

(via anicacruzer)

yummytomatoes:

jiontwings:

yummytomatoes is an inspiration

uh huh

helpHELPICANTBEHRHEAHTHE

(via rinlockhart)

beekwhy:

idk. dragon. :U

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